Monday, July 7, 2008

Warning

Jergens Natural Glow Firming daily moisturizer smells like patchouli mixed with burnt hair. Save the olfactory buds of you and yours and stay clear. My nostrils are in a constant state of flare and are totally disgusted with me right now.

9 comments:

Manager Mom said...

It also makes my legs look like I mated with an orange Zebra.

Simple Answer said...

That is sooo good to know! Haven't all the morning talk shows been recommending it? Besides, getting sun, you need it. Vitamin D and all.

LceeL said...

Yes. get into the Sun. and drink lots of juice with Vitamin C. and chew Vitamin C tabs, if you have them. But be well.

morton said...

My wife tried some of that (or it could have been another brand) and the result was nothing short of terrifying. It would have appeared to someone "not in the know" that she rubbed an orange creamsicle all over her body, streaky style.

Tootsie Farklepants said...

It is a pretty unspeakable smell. For reals.

OHmommy said...

Ewwww... seriously? Ew!

Eve Grey said...

The colour is actually fine, just a light sun-kissed brown. But the smell is just TOO much!

Tara R. said...

Burnt hair huh? Eewww! Thanks for the warning.

Sogeshirtsguy said...

jergens is what kryptonite is laced with.