OH MY GOD WHY ARE PEOPLE SHOOTING OFF FIREWORKS 3 NIGHTS BEFORE CANADA DAY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It started last night and will continue a week after the 1st I know it! It's like cherry bomb central, no pretty light show just CRASH BANG BOOM WHIZZZZZZ noise.
The patriotism will continue at a later date.
Lest you think I'm all grouch and no game, we did attend a lovery all day & evening Q today replete with hula-hooping and bag-piping cuz you really can't beat that combo. I did have a weak moment & bummed a smoke off the bagpiper. Hey, if he can blow those mother-effers with smokers lung I figure one ain't gonna kill me.
Even though the 4th Corona would have gone done swell, best to leave apres kiddie meltdown. Plus the addition of vodka punch, something really fruity in a coconut and a handful of Doritos was, in hindsight, not a good idea.
Furthermore, in my sugar and alcohol induced headiness, I seem to have invited various groups of people over for the next three nights. Tomorrow will be spent cleaning the house and cursing myself.
P.S Yes, I cannot find a template that doesn't drive me mental so I will need to obsessively rotate through them all until I pony up and pay someone to change it for me. Sorry!