I'll do graffiti if you sing to me in French

My youngest sister is leaving for three months to Espagnol to teach. She is then going to Paris on her own, then meeting up for a friend to travel Italy (Florence, Venice, Rome). I will miss her muchly and cannot wait to hear about her travels. Due to this impending bon voyage, I was forced against my will to various drinking establishments on the weekend with MB and my other sissy, K. We hopped from a dive bar to an Irish pub to a dance bar where it was funk & disco night to the only place you can end up at the end of a night like dis...karoake.
I did quite enjoy the various bathroom graffiti though and hence I share with you:

The guy who dances crazy just picked up!!! (I totally know who you're talking about!)

For a short time, call Ben. (hmmm, i can appreciate a short time)

An arts degree is worth less than this roll of toilet paper. (alas, methinks this may be true)

You are the author of your own story, write a unique book. (okey dokey)

You're peeing! (are you psychic?)

I love Eric!
I love Erik, you don't even know how to spell his name bitch! (i love erick too)

Breathe In LOVE
Breathe Out LOVE (those girls up there are not subscribing to this)

I ♥ bathrooms! (totally)

Note to self: Next time bring camera (and Sharpie).