Dear Vernal Equinox,
You sorely disappointed me today what with your blowing winds, greyish skies, numerous snowflakes & frigid temps. I thought that was Pretty.Darn.Rude considering the long winter we had. Seeing as you fell on the eve of a 4-day weekend, we were all really looking forward to some hard core partying, involving barbeques and hoodies, perhaps even a chimenea fire if things got really crazy. But...that's all been flushed down the toilet because now we're all too cold & depressed to the point of considering self-immolation for the brief warmth if nothing else. In summation, you sucked it first day of spring, you sucked it hard.